DRUNK AND DISORDERLY

Wow. Was I really this annoying when I was a teenager?

My sisters and their friends are staying over tonight and had one glass of red wine with their spaghetti bolognese and soooomehow this has ended up in carnage.

Was I seriously this annoying? Like actually honestly? If I was then hell my mother deserves a MEDAL. Actually no, she can have TWO medals! WTF!!?!

It started off as a joke and they were swaying a little whilst I was trying to film a video of their strut (for a modelling agency but that's a whole other story) but it got progressively worse even though they were no longer drinking and now they're smashed off their motherf!@-ingfaces. One is now in bed and the other is harassing my other - sober - sister. They've been crying all night and wobbling all over the shop!

It started off as hilarious but 2 hours later the only thing I can say is "Happy Hangover ladies!!!"

I hope you have sore heads :)